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The Underground V.2

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Eric Draven: I feel the ground above me fade away as I start to wake. I taste the fear in my killers as they begin to break. There is no hiding I see you through your disguise, I finally found you and now it's your turn to die.
Sarah: People used to think that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes... only sometimes the crow brings that soul back to set the wrong things right.
Eric Draven: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you.
Sarah: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever.
Eric Draven: They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

Sarah: What are you supposed to be, some kinda clown or something?
Eric Draven: Sometimes.
Eric Draven: It's not a good day to be a bad guy.
[After being shot by Top-dollar]
Eric Draven: fuck...
[Collapses on the ground]
Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. (Fun Boy shoots him) Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... (Fun Boy shoots him again)
Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?
Eric Draven: It can't rain all the time.
Eric Draven: Little things use to mean so much to Shelley -- I thought they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.
Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, 'Don't move!'
Eric Draven: I though the police always said, 'Freeze!'
Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, 'Don't move!' Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven: And I say, 'I'm dead,' and I move.

Favorite Quotes

Serendipity: When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.
- Dogma

"But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!" GIR


"Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!" GIR


"Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you!" GIR


"Aw, somebody needs a hug!" GIR


"I'm running, I'm running, whoohoooo! I'm running! Wheehehehe! I'm naked!" GIR


"I'm dancin' like a monkey!" GIR


"Aww...I wanted to explode!" GIR


"The plug thing! It's not plugged!" GIR


"What happened? How did you run out of fuel so quickly?" -Zim
"I emptied it out." -Gir
"You emptied it? Why!?" -Zim
"To make room for the tuna." Gir


"Hi!" -GIR
"GIR, finally! I need your help! I've been captured!" -Zim
"Yaaaay!" -GIR
"No, that's bad, GIR." -Zim
"Yaaaay!" GIR


"Why was there bacon in the soap!?!" -Zim
"I made it myself!" GIR


"What are you doing GIR?" -Zim
"Nothing....." -GIR
"Nothing or...something?" Zim


"Something is broken and it's not your fault?" -Zim
"I know, I'm scared too." Gir


"Hooray for Earth!" -GIR
"GIR, Earth is our enemy." -Zim
"I understaaaand." GIR


"Now, Dib. I leave you to your... em.." -Zim
"Moosey fate, say moosey fate!" -GIR
"Your moosey fate." Zim


"What's it do?" -GIR
*Dib taps GIR's shoulder*
"Hey! Go away!" -Dib
"Okey dokey!" -GIR
-Invader Zim

Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, [looks at Jack's sword]  and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Jack Sparrow: Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not Good! You're burning all the food, the shade... the RUM!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?!
Elizabeth Swann: One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?!
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?!
                                                             -Pirates Of The Carribean
"The sun itself sees naught till Heaven clears" - Shakespeare